The part of the story I don’t like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. O’Doyle, I got a feeling your whole family’s going down. If you’re going to stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits. Feel those kicks? He’s gonna be a soccer player. Well, “sorry” doesn’t put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Karl? Ericġ7. I’m here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. Did ya hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. And all the kids are treating me very nice. Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me? Old Ladyġ1. I am the smartest man alive! Billy Madisonġ0. Toys, cars, vacations, clothes… Brian Madisonĩ. You were brought up with every advantage, I bought you everything. Ooh, that boy’s a fine piece of work all right. Oh! Back to school… back to school… back to school. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don’t get in a fight. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I’m not a fool. When are you gonna find whatever it is you’re looking for? Brian MadisonĦ. Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock: r-o-k? Brian Madisonģ. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out. His side-splitting humour has made Billy Madison an iconic film we will forever have memories of, with cherished lines to make us smile at any time of the day.ġ.
#BILLY MADISON CRACK#
Sandler’s uproarious character remains pure throughout the film, with consistent lines emerging to make anyone crack up and press rewind.
Despite the mixed reviews from critics, everybody has seen the film and recited a line or two at some point. This is to show that he’s capable of proving his value in any situation.īilly Madison made over $26.4 million worldwide, debuting at number one at the box office. You could say that he never had to ‘Execute’!īut then he’s thrown the ultimate curve-ball: Go through Kindergarten through to 12th grade.
Given his affluence, Billy never had to work hard at anything. The story follows the life of Billy Madison, a 27-year-old man who’s lived his entire life dependant on father Brian’s wealth. The comedy film stars Adam Sandler as Billy Madison who also wrote the film with Tim Herlihy. After almost thirty years, the film still remains one of the funniest of all time with non-stop hilarious dialogue and brilliantly cast characters we will never forget.īilly Madison was released in 1995 and directed by Tamra Davis. If you’re like us and love Adam Sandler’s comedy, then you’ve no doubt watched Billy Madison…likely more than once! It’s hard not to laugh at his antics.
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